I’M A MATH TEACHER AGAIN!
The State of Iowa took my tentative math endorsement from me last year and fined me an amount of money that had more zeroes in it than I’d care to remember.
Mostly because I taught on an extension-of-an-extended administrative emergency endorsement after a series of awesome misunderstandings and hundreds of dollars in red tape.
They even had my district pay for a sub for me every day in my math classes just to make sure I wasn’t reverting to some horrifying werewolf-catfish creep-sickle due to my severe lack of math skills.
Being left alone with science students? Totally ok, evidently.
But, oh glorious day! Oh, sing-a-song-a-do day! I have finally completed the requirements for a full fledged class A endorsement (I effing hate grades, in all forms)
Turns out that General Relativity taught by a physics & astronomy department doesn’t count as “geometry.”
Tomorrow, I kid you not, a post about staring into the Sun.